Sunday, 18 March 2018

Welcome to the concrete jungle, and the definitive dispatch


Scene opens in Grand Central. Roger is looking impressed with himself. Dora is looking confused. 

Roger: Who's that in the back of our photo? 
Dora: Oh yeah, some photo bombers. That's funny, that one looks like Tom Loughran...and weird, that 
one like Becky...
Stranger who took the photo: They look like your friends?
Dora: Yeah, but they're not here.
Roger: ...
Stranger who turns out to be Nora: ...


SURPRISE
Dora: *minor meltdown*


[Dora here] Once I'd recovered from the impressively well-kept and well-planned surprise (3 hours sleep on a United Airlines flight makes you very confused and emotional) we all headed on the subway to our apartment, which was charmingly New York (small, noisy and nestled between Chinatown and the Italian quarter). Lunch was excellent gluten-free and glutenous pizza at Rubirosa, recommended by my Meridian friend Polly. A nap was then necessary ahead of our big evening activity: a trip up to the Top of the Rock (Rockefeller Centre) for that quintessential New York skyline view.


NY Rainbow Bagel
We regrouped for celebratory engagement bubbly and Pringles at the apartment with the full team: Greg, Becky, Simon, Nora, Tom Loughran. The Chinese restaurants of NYC were less fulfilling for our dinner plans (one we abandoned when it turned out that despite being a veggie restaurant everything on the menu had meat substitute in it). 



The next morning we made up for the night, by embracing American pancakes in various forms accompanied by bottomless coffee at diner. Tom Loughran also helped a grateful older lady download an app on her phone: ever the polite English gentleman. We wandered through a wintry sunny Central Park, briefly considered the MET ($25 entry), and continued down to Macy's for Christmas displays (very stressful). 






MOMA had a free entry evening on, so we enjoyed an hour in the Is Fashion Modern? exhibition before reparing to the cafe-bar for a revitalising beer/wine and chat about the hoodie, the white tshirt, the shift dress, and other such matters of fashion importance. The evening was spent eating huge burgers and cocktails and flaming milkshakes until we realised we were too old for the dark noisy bar in which this was happening and went home at 10.30pm.



We were saving our energy for the big boat trip to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island. We carefully chose a competent tour guide to sidle around after, avoiding the one with really relevant lines such as "Why are there only 239 beans in an Irish stew?" (turns out to be a joke, we'll let you work it out).  After a photoshoot from the pedestal and a fast food cafe lunch we finished the day on Ellis Island, learning about the immigration process. The fascinating personal stories kept us there til closing and the last ferry. 



Team at Time Square
The evening kicked off with a quiet drink at a 'pub' and moved on to the infamous Tortilla Flats Mexican restaurant and bar, where pitchers of frozen Margherita and super spicy tortilla-wrapped meat helped us recreate a Sidney boyz night that went down in history last time they were all here. This time we just bopped in our seats to the excellent dance music, and Greg helped out a drunk patron to earn our table (ironically) free shots! We were therefore very enthusiastic when Tom led us to the apartment block used in Friends for the outside shots. Cue theme tune singing and lots of clapping.

Nursing sugar hangovers, we navigated Penn St Station at length to (a) meet, (b) buy tickets and (c) board a train to see an NFL game! It was Nora's birthday and what better way to celebrate than in America's most expensive (new) MetLife Stadium cheering on the NY Jets. For NFL, we were assured by Greg, it was an actually REALLY exciting match. And it was! Close, high scores and even a stroppy flag-throwing incident. We embraced the experience, munching chicken, chips and Pepsi and debating who had the harder training regime: the players or the cheerleaders. 

Time for Brisket!

Returning to New York proper, we dived into a nice hotel bar before dinner, where we ordered brisket by the pound in true (Southern) American-style. 

Monday saw us touring the World Trade Centre memorial museum, an impactful exhibition that chronicles every detail of the events of 9/11. Hunger eventually tore us away, and after stopping off at Wall St. we picked up some tickets for an evening show and then went shopping, starting off in the impressive Oculus retail mall (giant whale bones architecture). Come evening, we had a brew at Brew Bar and then ascended to Broadway for the Rockettes Christmas Spectacular, a cheesy, well-timed gluttony of christmassy tunes, precise dancing and wooden child acting. It was stereotypically American as the burger and sundae desserts that followed.


A Tuesday brunch in Chelsea market was followed by a tour of the High Line, a converted docklands railway that now hosts flora and chillaxing urbanites. We wandered up it all the was to a Brooklyn Diner, then made like bananas and split - Tom to pick up his things, Simon and Nora to the airport, Becky and Dora to tea at the Ritz Carlton (an engagement gift from Becky) and Greg and Roger to a hastily-arranged escape room. The lattermost event was even more intense than expected, as we [Roger writing now] were thrown into a group challenge with some apparently-ditsy American teenagers, one of whom turned out to have a Rain Man-style ability to solve clues that left us clueless. 

Emerging with our dignity barely intact, we rendezvoused with Becky and Dora at JFK and completed our Big Adventure with an overnight hop over the Atlantic. Dora's parents greeted us, as did sleep soon thereafter. 

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Thank you all for following us on what has been an adventurous two years. The adventures will continue, as we discover Riga (where Roger is working), rediscover London (where Dora is working), and dabble in Europe as much as we can afford. However, our dispatches will cease for the time being. 

Please contact us if you'd like a hard copy of Doger's Dispatches for posterity. We'll be getting some printed for close family. 

We hope you've enjoyed reading these as much as we've enjoyed writing them. Our avid readership has encouraged us to be much more exciting and spontaneous than we would be otherwise, and your thoughtful feedback has comforted us even from the other side of the world. 

We hope to see you all soon,

Dora and Roger ('Doger')





Wednesday, 28 February 2018

Go West!


We flew West to Lima, capital of Peru and in the 18th century seen as the heart of Latin American civilisation. Since then it's grandeur has been dimmed by poor urban planning and a catastrophic earthquake, but it still holds a certain charm. 

The aforementioned poor urban planning means the airport is a 30-90 minute journey (depending on the bravery of your taxi driver) from... anywhere you'd want to go. We found an Uber, to be greeted by Erick, a fast-talking, fast-driving Peruvian who had spent some time in the US, and insisted (in a friendly way) on being our personal chauffeur for the next 24 hours.   

Our hotel turned out to be quite grand and post-colonial, the ceiling of the room twice that of a normal hotel (and twice that of the wall separating the bed from the shower). We headed out to lunch, and weren't really sure what we were ordering, but it involved meat and cheese so we were happy. Then on to 'see the sights', the most notable of which were some extensive and deathly monastery catacombs (where the monks arranged the bones in somewhat creepy concentric circles and the voices from the church above floated down eerily through grates at unexpected moments), and some nice squares and the like. There may have been other notable things, but they were almost all closed for no obvious reason. For dinner we'd hoped to have at the restaurant run by French-speaking nuns, but when we knocked at the convent the restaurant was closed. So instead we had standard Peruvian fare in a football pub restaurant, which comprised chicken and a lot of rice. 

Guinea Pig (the food,
not my nickname for Dora)
Next day we taxi'd to Miraflores, a super-gentrified part of the city where most backpackers spend their time and money. We lunched in the poshest place we could find, where we (finally) ate Guinea Pig. I liked it (it was chewy and like grey chicken), Dora didn't (it was chewy and like grey chicken). 
















After some modern art we reached Miraflores' mall, overlooking the Pacific Ocean. We had completed our coast-to-coast traverse of the continent! The view was as beautiful as the description of literally everyone we'd told we were going to Lima, so that was nice. We then dined on Cerviche at a recommended restaurant - it's raw fish marinaded in a lime sauce, and with only an overnight flight to look forward to we felt like exposing our stomaches to some risk. 

Erick then drove us to the taxi in triple-quick time so ensure we made the flight with over three hours to spare. This included some fun acceleration on the wrong side of the road and towards traffic police, which gave me that shot of adrenalin everyone needs before an overnight flight. 

There was even more excitement to come, as we bumped into Ben and Veronica at the airport! Other than that it was an uneventful flight to New Jersey, aside from the food on the plane not being awful (United Airlines). 

We were greeted in the heart of Western capitalism by chrome steel everywhere, including around the bus that shuttled us to Grand Central station. We had some time to kill until we could check into our apartment, which we spent eting porridge and exploring the Public Library, which was excellent! 










We then returned to Grand Central for ... dun dun duuuu ... the BIG SURPRISE (tune in next time for what this was, or just look at the photo below). 

Monday, 19 February 2018

On the trail of the Incas



5am is not the most conducive time to meet new friends, but that was when we boarded the Inca Trail bus with our eight fellow hikers, guides Raul and Jaime, and twenty porters. Breakfast at Ollantaytambo perked us up: chocolate/banana pancakes and fruit, before the whole entourage was deposited at 'Km 82', where we started the trail. We queued with other eager groups, taking photos of pack donkeys with colourful burdens crossing the swing bridge at the checkpoint.

Quick obligatory photo (which we were well used to after the 'Death Road' biking outing) and we were off along the valley! We shared the dusty path with donkeys and donkey manure, lending a farmy feel to the early kilometres that wound through several tiny villages and a scattering of Inca waystation ruins. We tried chewing coca leaves on the encouragement of Jaime, but soon spat them out! Lunch was taken at the mouth of the valley branching off the main Sacred Valley, next to a rushing stream. Upon arrival at lunch we were given fresh juice, and discovered the porters had put up a meal tent, with table and stools, and had cooked a hot two-course lunch, including delicious trout!



Inca educational and possibly spiritual establishment (the snake shape = knowledge)

After a little nap, we trailed up the valley to the first night's campsite, where magically (i.e. thanks to the porters) our tents were already set up and the 'happy hour' coca tea poured. We played 6-aside football with the porters on the only bit of flat ground in the valley, which was breathless and hot but fun. Roger impressed everyone with his goalie skills. We washed off the sweat in the river and sat down relatively freshly to another stunning meal, with pudding! Raul our guide talked to us about the Inca civilisation's foundations on trade along the different climates of the Sacred Valley. 

The porters woke us at 5.30am with coca tea and bowls of warm water at the mouths of our tents. Mt Victoria, visible from the campsite, was glowing in the rising sun. Omelette, fried plaintain, malty oatmeal and bread appeared on the breakfast table. Dead Woman's Pass, a 1300m height gain (4,215m above sea level), awaited.



The lunch and dinner tent

At the porter checkpoint (to ensure they weren't carrying more than 30kg each) we encountered a hiker bottleneck, but managed to get ahead via a long slog uphill. Digging into the reserve of NZ tramping skills, we kept a consistent pace up the slope, the seemingly thousands of steps, keeping pace with porters, until we reached lunch at 3800m. Waiting for the others in our group (apart from speedy Australian Jesse) we were able to nap in the dappled shade. Lunch was no less impressive than the day before.



Looking back at the path up to Dead Woman's Pass

On the final 400m, we passed a few altitude strugglers and dispensed our last two sorochi pills and advice (being the veterans we were from our Bolivian altitude adventures). We joined the other early arrivers on the breast of the dead woman, watching others struggle up the final 100m, eating colourful fruit-and-nut mix and getting slowly cold. A long downhill staircase completed the toughest day of the trail, to the camp of rocky terraces and particularly smelly (but still plumbed) loos.



Spot the observatory/fertility temple
We awoke to drizzle. Brightly coloured plastic ponchos appeared all over the camp. Banana and passionfruit pie righted the mood, keeping us going up towards the second pass via the circular observatory/fertility temple (depending on your interpretation). Above the observatory, we escaped the clouds and reached the pass easily, placing rocks in little towers (cairns) to the Gods for rain/fertility (depending on your interpretation).

As we descended the Inca path, the vegetation started to change and we arrived at a fortress on the intersection of the Inca Trail and the route deep into the jungle, perched just above the cloud forest. It's aquaduct could still be traced, cut into the rock from above and crossing a now top-less rock arch into the buildings, through a system of channels in the walls and emerging into a fountain. We spotted the stone steps beyond the aquaduct, leading off downwards into the forest, and imagined taking that path.



Just past the Inca granaries, we stopped for our final lunch - the porters had pulled out all the stops! The food was served with intricate and creatively carved vegetables and fruit platters. We discussed the merits of different food photography filters and apps.


Then came the most pleasant stretch of trail: undulating Inca paved pathway along a ridgeline and through a short cave to a view of Mt Macchu Picchu, with the famous citadel "just round the corner". Some groups were camping here, adding an extra 2hrs to their early morning walk to the Sun Gate.



We pressed on, past an attractively rambling Inca administrative centre (or perhaps observatory) with a series of layered water fountains, and then down a loooong stairway. Luckily we were descending with Veronica and Ben, our American-Norwegian new friends, so we talked politics and life plans.

The final down was through long, wide, curved farming terraces: these kept the royalty in Macchu Picchu well fed. We saw a dragonfly dragging a dead tarantula that it had recently killed, and apparently was off to lay its eggs in.



Macchu Picchu's breadbasket
The final campsite was busy and noisy, but we enjoyed a final meal with whisky-laced hot toddy afterwards, which gave me the confidence to make the thank you speech to the porters on behalf of our group, in dodgy Spanish. Each porter told us what they carried (the tents, the gas cannisters, the food, the rubbish) and we shook all hands and said thank you in their Quechuan language.

In the night there was a huge storm, with pounding rain, thunder rolling round the valleys and lightning illuminating the tent. We were all woken in the early hours by an unearthly scream. Veronica had had a nightmare. This set off camp jitters (snakes? tarantulas?) until the message was passed along the row of tents: it was just a dream.



3.30am wake up: coca tea for the final time and a long cold wait in the queue for the checkpoint to open, allowing the keen bean hikers to race to Inti Punku - the famous Sun Gate. "Don't walk near the edge" was Raul's advice; some get so keen they will push you out the way, even into the valley below.



As we walked, the sun came up, streaming into the Inti Punku as we ascended the final set of stairs, alone for a few moments before joining the crowd craning their necks for a first glimpse of Macchu Picchu. We enjoyed the buzz and views, before rambling down the path, smiling smugly at the clean, well dressed, early day trippers puffing up.



The trail hadn't had its last laugh yet, incorporating a big smooth boulder into the path next to a burial area. On which Roger rolled his ankle, lost balance and fell forwards and sideways, disappearing into the bushes below the edge of the trail! Luckily Roger's quick reactions caught him in one of the plants. Unluckily it was the spikiest plant in the valley, leaving him with thousands of tiny spines lodged in his hands and arms. The rest of our group, however, seemed to get the bigger fright seeing one of the team tumble over the edge!

  
 We all recovered, taking postcard pictures in the sunshine above the ancient citadel, with llamas. After a luxurious loo stop, Raul took us on a tour. Macchu Picchu was a city in ongoing development, built on the existing pre-Inca activity in the area. The majority of the mummies found in the surrounding hillsides are female, assumed to be the city's workforce of textile-makers and chefs for Inca royalty. The city was strategically placed for control and trade, from the jungle region along through the whole Sacred Valley and its several micro-climates. Ensuring crop movement and storage was key; dehydrated potatoes could last up to 5yrs and feed the Inca populus in a scarce year. Raul didn't mention the metal working so emphasised at the Macchu Picchu museum, based on tools found in excavations. As we'd discovered, there are many interpretations.

There is a two-story house, belonging to the lucky care-taker priest of the Sun Temple. There are surfaces for sacrifices and niches for mummies in the temple, and more in the rocky 'wings' of the Condor Temple, carrying the Inca nobility to the next life. There are windows and stones lined up to produce certain shadows at certain times of year (the solstices mainly), helping with the agricultural planning and festivals. There is a botanic garden where the Incas acclimatized plants from other parts of the empire, now tended by Macchu Picchu rangers. There is a stone quarry where rocks were cut using wooden wedges, water and heat.

The tour ended at the 'fridge' storehouse, which was a welcome relief from the hot sun. We then had time to explore on our own, within the tourist-curbing one-way system. However, with Jesse we struck out towards to the Inca bridge, via the old route to the jungle and another Inca citadel that remains lost and forgotten (Raul is convinced). The bridge turned out to be a narrow path cut precariously into the cliff face, that traversed a huge wall of rock and disappeared. We all felt a little vertiginous, and returned to the main site.

Finally Incad out, we took the bus down the switchbacks to Aguas Calientes, for pizza, beers and thank yous to Raul and Jaime. Roger and I had an earlier train, that zipped back on the valley floor to Ollantaytambo in a disappointingly short time. A final collectivo deposited us in Cusco, where we devoured huge burgers and finally taxied to our airport air bnb for a blissful shower and sleep.


Thursday, 25 January 2018

Into the Valley of Inca drove Roger and Dora


Crossing into Peru, we bussed along the edge of Titicaca to Puno for an uneventful night in a hotel near the bus terminal. Come morning, we walked through the regenerating, seemingly 24-hr market and onto the Inka Express – our self-admittedly-touristy route to Cusco.


Spot the man eating the head







Our opinionated guide gave us his perspective on the political and economic problems faced by contemporary Peru (in a nutshell - 'rural people aren't civilised enough') before we stopped for a less controversial tour of Pukara. The Pukarans were a pre-Inca civilisation, whose spent a lot of time carving statues to glorify the collecting of enemy heads and eating of enemy children. Pukara now also sells some of the best coffee in the world, as voted in some competition in San Francisco.

As we entered the top of the valley leading down to Cusco, we enjoyed a brief viewpoint (by now we had seen better) and hit the buffet lunch, serenaded by a traditional band. Dora practiced her French with some French people, and a lone German spent so much time talking he delayed the bus by five minutes, much to the genuine irritation of our guide. 











We then visited some Inca grain houses and an Inca moon temple, where the adobe walls and roof had been partially restored to give a sense of how they looked 600 years ago. Our guide made some questionable links between arbitrary numbers and other arbitrary numbers (e.g. "nine columns, like the number of planets in the solar system...a coincidence?!" (answer: "yes")), and we then moved on to a Catholic church built, and painted, to scare locals into backing the bible (alongside some earlier, pretty Jesuit murals). 

We also popped into a deformed skull museum; our guide tried to convince us that, rather than the result of ceremonial head binding/shaping (the general consensus), the skulls could belong to aliens (hmm). We nodded politely, being British.


Cusco
Once deposited in Cusco, we found our AirBnB, collected and cooked some staples, did some washing and slept.

Rested, a short steep walk took us up to Sacsayhuamán, the Inca fortress that overlooks and protects Cusco, and is meant to be the teeth of the giant leopard that the city represents. 
Sacsayhuaman, with Cusco behind
We were impressed (or in Dora's case, re-impressed, given her visit 14 years ago) by the tightly-fitted huge stones. We were less impressed by the failure of an Inca army several thousand strong to defend the fortress against a few hundred Spaniards. 


History mulled, it was time for some light entertainment on the Inca slides and exploring the ceremonial cave system. On to another of the sacred sites in the string out from Cusco the, this time with a rock that looks like a frog/puma (depending on the angle and un-photographable). 

Then the fun game of flagging down the right collectivo to get us into to the Sacred Valley, to the town and Inca citadel of Pisac.

Pisac is a nice town, with market-infested alleyways and pleasant Western-style cafes (we had fantastic grilled llama loin sandwiches and bean chilli followed by a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding that almost made us too late to explore the Inca ruins).



Above Pisac town sits a huge Inca settlement, with terraced fields giving way to housing, forts, a sun temple and a lookout point. The climb was fairly fun, as we walked alongside a risk-averse Brazilian ("we better get off the mountain before it rains, or we could die") who told us all about his complex family and business networks. Stunning views drunken in, it was back to the bottom for a collectivo (small bus with relaxed safety standards) home, where a cheap pizza restaurant awaited. 

Note the rainclouds the Brazilian was concerned about, and the height from the town

Typical Cusco street, with colonial
architecture atop Inca ruins
Tuesday was 'mooch-around-Cusco-day'. Mooching commenced with a frustrating search around the Cathedral for any of the unmissable artefacts mentioned in the guide book. It turns out they had randomly moved and removed things, but we managed to track down a mural of the town during a devastating earthquake, and some horrifying crucification paintings from the famous Cusquena school of art. 
The 12-sided rock in an Inca wall. Very impressive.
Qurikancha from the gardens, note the dark
grey Inca wall and lighter Spanish walls on top
Next stop, shopping and admiring Inca stonework, then the Inca palace-turned-cathedral of Qurikancha. It was a bit 'meh', having being taken over by tourist crowds (from which we saw ourselves entirely removed), and being much less impressive than the ruins from the previous day. 

Inside Qurikancha - spot the Inca building in the cloisters


At my insistence, we decamped to the Museo Chocolate, where we learned that Peru doesn't actually produce much chocolate at all. That didn't stop me enjoying a 'traditional' Willy Wonka hot drink though. We then foraged for dinner at the San Pedro market, acquiring some white potato-like things that we thought were rather tasteless, but which we later learned require an overnight soaking to make them edible. 

Wednesday was 'explore-another-bit-of-the-Sacred Valley-day'. We sat in a stationary Collectivo for a bit, until we concluded it wasn't going anywhere fast. A taxi negotiation saw us deposited near the circular terraces of Moray, which some think the Incas used to experiment with different crop types (there is a 5 degree temperature gradient between the top and bottom slopes). 



Farming with an ox-drawn plough
Suitably impressed, we gambled (I've always wanted to use that word) over to the village of Maras, where we were accosted by some waitresses and encouraged to enjoy spaghetti bolognese - we were easily convinced - and a glass of something free, fruity and very flat.












The rest of our gamble (I'm probably over-using it now) took us down to the Salineras de Maras Salt Pans and to the main valley road. 


We jumped in the next Collectivo, where I almost sat on a German backpacker who had adopted a critically injured stray dog to nurse it back to health. While I was my usual sympathetic self (and Dora pretended she didn't mind standing up), I did think South America had more than enough stray dogs, but kept my thoughts to myself. 

We were now in Ollantaytambo, holding an impressive fortress, an impressive number of tourists, and a nice viewpoint where the Incas used to whip misbehaving slaves (apparently). The town itself was lovely once you escaped from the visitors, mostly because of an impressive drainage system that means you are rarely far away from a babbling brook/tiny canal. 

Back in Cusco we headed straight to a guidebook-recommended restaurant looking over the main square, sampling Peru's national drink (Pisco Sours Classico) and Cusquena Beer (better than Cusquena paintings).


Ollantaytambo, at the heart of the Sacred Valley
On Thursday we mostly prepared for the Inca Trail: logistically (lots of packing), intellectually (a visit to the Machu Pichu museum, and a giant statue of an Inca warrior) and digestively (an amazing sandwich at the Coffee Museum). We then had our evening briefing from the guide, before an early night for our 'morning' pick up (5am is NOT 'morning').